top 16 new slogans for the Pentagon

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2006 18:12:19

The Defense Department has hired a
public relations firm to improve media
coverage of the U.S. military in Iraq.


The Top 16 Rejected Pentagon Slogans


16> Like the Peace Corps -- only with tanks.

15> It's Pentagonnorrhific!

14> I'm bombin' it!

13> I like big bombs and I cannot lie.

12> We're yabba-dabba-deadly!

11> George W. Bush: the quicker f*cker-upper.

10> Iraqi civil war? You're soaking in it!

9> Where deer hunters hunt when they're not hunting deer.

8> The best little warhouse in Washington!

7> Because four-sided buildings are for pussies.

6> Sanitizing other cultures for your protection.

5> Now with 25% more sides than any other federal agency!

4> You'll do.

3> Hey, know what would really piss off your parents?

2> It's Mullah time!


and the Number 1 Rejected Pentagon Slogan...


1> We kill more people before 9 a.m. than you kill all day
playing video games.

Post 2 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Tuesday, 03-Oct-2006 18:36:13

7> Because four-sided buildings are for pussies.
hehehehehehehehehehe, Nice

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 0:26:10

ha ha ha!

5> Now with 25% more sides than any other federal agency!

Bob

Post 4 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 2:12:06

5 made me laugh out loud. 6 made me shudder. Good stuff!

Post 5 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 9:13:34

smiling, nice

Post 6 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 04-Oct-2006 11:28:30

Hahahahaha, I really like number eleven.